• day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures

• Facebook: I don't know who you are, don't fucking add me.
• Tumblr: Ew, I know you; fuck off. STRANGERS WELCOME, COME TALK TO ME.

• Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
• Me: What

amortentiia:

damnthatswhatshesaid:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

I’m a balloon. And everything is annoyinggggggggg.

Unffffffffffff.

• *a friends speech on my wedding day*
• friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.

everythingisfallingbeforeus:

Just, fuck. 

• me texting my mom: okay, see you at home. love you.
• my mom texting me: C u l8r. Luv u 2.

Went to Auschwitz and to Birkenau this week & I can’t even express how touching it was…